Worst Album Art of 2009

Someday, a powerful alien race is going to land on Earth and begin systematically annihilating all human life. When we cry for an explanation, our cruel overlords will smugly hold up this album art and all we'll be able to do is nod, half-smile, and say, "Can't argue with you there."

Wooves

Generous Dump

Stacy Kratz, the woman who ties with all of the other food critics in Salt Lake as the worst food critic in Salt Lake, strikes again:

"Our bacon-loving 9-year-old — she dressed as bacon for Halloween, no kidding — had the bacon Philly, in which a generous dump of chopped, chewy bacon replaced the onions."

Just Look at this Douchebag

This is what you're supporting when you're falling asleep at the wheel to that Grizzly Bear band.

Blackface is the New Black

It's amazing the places you end up after clicking on the photos of friends uploaded by a strangers on Facebook. In this case, I clicked on the photo of a friend looking a bit dumb in a Halloween costume, and several photos later, I was looking at these sharp young racists in Provo, Utah. Facebook helped me learn that one of them is Devin Wahlstrom, a BYU student who will graduate next year. With any luck, Devin will go on to use his degree for the greater good, such as opening a chain of those minstrel shows that seem to be so hip with today's youth.

A Truly Unique Event I Noticed Unfolding On the Internet

Trucks are serious business :

Choco Cross

Essential for warding off diabetic vampires.